Description
Baddie, the Badgers Sett NZ mascot, loves a lot of things.
An unreasonable amount, honestly.
But the one THING that’s actually considered PC enough to discuss in polite company?
👉 Giving away epic 💩 for FREE.
Because let’s be real — the most beloved flavour on earth is “free”, followed closely by “free-free”.
Lucky for you, today’s cosmic chaos wheel has landed squarely on YOUR name, which means you’re the chosen one…
The Receiver of the Free Goodness.
The Blessed One.
The Woohoo-Summoner.
Sweet, sweet, cyanide sweet CIN-ful goodness.
Congratulations. Baddie approves this message. 🐾✨
NB This product is (not surprisingly) PRICELESS and cannot officially be purchased by YOU or anyone else.
You can TRY and add 1 (or many) to your order… but we don’t rate your luck of necessarily GETTING IT. However, IF you order it, YOU WILL BE CHARGED.
Only Baddie can dish this out and while Baddie may be influenced by bribery, there are zero guarantees that their highly caffeinated 💙 will open for you. Nobody tells Baddie what to do except their dad… and he died trying…
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